Hurricane Beanboy
In the time it took me to put on my makeup this morning (i.e., about 4 minutes), the Beaner:
- Emptied the "safe" cupboard in the bathroom of a giant container of Softsoap, a lightbulb, an old (but unused) ovulation predictor stick, and a package of pantiliners
- Dumped the package of pantiliners all over the floor and scattered them as widely as his little hands could manage
- Unraveled an entire roll of toilet paper, then ripped off two sheets and ate them
- Dismantled the standalone toilet paper holder and dumped the various small parts amid the pantiliners
- Raised himself to a standing position with the aid of the toilet
- Flushed the toilet twice
- Worked his way around the toilet to the (very heavy) magazine basket and pushed it aside like it was a Kleenex box
- Grabbed the bag lining the trash can and started reaching for the mounds of icky crap inside.
That's when I finally put down the mascara and called in the National Guard.
Posted by Lori in parenthood at 3:40 PM on October 6, 2005