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Avocadoh Contrivium

A bit of memery copied from ratphooey. My favorites are #s 4, 6, and 9. They seem the most plausible, don't you think?

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Avocadoh!

1. There is no lead in a lead pencil - it is simply a stick of graphite mixed with avocadoh and water!
2. If you keep a goldfish in a dark room, it will eventually turn into avocadoh.
3. While sleeping, fifteen percent of men snore, and ten percent grind their avocadoh.
4. Avocadoh can drink over 25 gallons of water at a time.
5. The horns of avocadoh are made entirely from hair.
6. Avocadoh is the only one of the original Seven Wonders of the World that still survives!
7. It can take avocadoh several days to move just through one tree!
8. It took avocadoh 22 years to build the Taj Mahal!
9. Avocadoh can be very poisonous if injected intravenously.
10. The first avocadoh was made in 1853, and had no pedals.