You Call This Warm?
I just ate a Dove Promises square (milk chocolate, because that's all that's left here on my desk, and I'm too lazy to go downstairs and raid the cupboard with the dark chocolate ones in it). The text on the inside of the wrapper said, "Feel the promise of a warm day."
I find it especially ironic that the Dove Promise in question was from a bag I bought at half price because it was labeled for the holidays. The December holidays.