How to Choose a Major

No one seems to want to listen to my assvice around here lately, so I've decided to share some with the broader Internet—and, more specifically, with those college-bound individuals who've yet to choose a major. There are probably many ways to go about this, but I wanted to share the way *I* did it because it's [a] simple, [b] logical, and [c] might surprise you. I know I was surprised by the outcome of this exercise when I did it back in 1986. (Yes, I'm OLD. Doesn't mean this isn't still a good idea.)

There've been a few times in my life where I've embarked on some new adventure without the least bit of planning, without knowing where I'm going, and without even knowing whether I've packed the right clothes. An example of this was the time I worked until 4am the day before leaving for a business trip to LA, called the airport shuttle service before leaving the office to arrange for a pickup "tomorrow" (because I hadn't been to bed yet), finally realized my mistake when the shuttle did not show up at 7am as requested, and then, when I arrived in LA, realized I had no idea where I was staying. Another example of this was the time I went off to orientation at the University of Georgia without any of my paperwork and with only a vague notion that I might want to major in psychology. I eventually thought to call an admin at the office from LAX and got the name of the conference hotel, and I managed at orientation without my paperwork, too, though both experiences probably would have been a lot more enjoyable had I planned ahead a little.

I came back from orientation feeling stupid for not knowing who R.E.M. or The Smiths were, confused about how the bus system worked, wondering what I'd gotten myself into ("goooooo Dawgs, sic 'em, woof woof woof woof"?), and absolutely certain that I didn't want to major in psychology. (It turned out that a major in psychology also required several courses in biology, which I suck at, and sociology, which I'd become rather skeptical of after a less-than-satisfactory experience with it in high school.) Luckily, I also came home with a course catalog, and I decided to try an experiment.

I went through the course catalog and read the descriptions of every one of the courses on offer. (Well, OK, maybe I skimmed a few of the less interesting ones.) More importantly, I CIRCLED the ones that sounded interesting. When I was finished, I went back and counted up the circled courses under each department. At UGA at the time, one needed 8 courses at a certain level or above (I think it was 300 or 400) to constitute a major. There was only one department under which I'd circled more than 8 courses (more than 8 is important, because not all courses are offered every quarter/semester): English, where I'd circled 14. The runner-up was History, with 6.

Suddenly it was very clear where my interests lay and what my major should be. I even had a good idea that what I was really interested in were language and writing rather than literature. (The few literature courses I'd circled were things like Beowulf in the original Old English and Chaucer in the original Middle English.) Before I performed this exercise, I honestly didn't know that English was a major. I'd taken it every year in high school, obviously, but it never occurred to me that it was anything other than a compulsory step toward one's high school diploma, a requirement analogous to Consumer Ed. Finding out that this was what I was interested in was just cooler than cool. Also? All the other non-English courses that sounded interesting but didn't manage major status could be used to fulfill history, language, humanities, and science requirements, not to mention electives. Suddenly, I had a plan.

As I went through registration each year and tried to find classes with seats left that would fit my plan, I had to make adjustments, of course. Some of the English courses that sounded so interesting never came up during my junior or senior years, when I was eligible to take upper-level classes. I learned from taking one class that I liked the professor or the topic more than I thought, and so I added more like it; the opposite happened, too. It's important to be flexible as you go, and to recognize that what you thought was interesting as an entering freshman may not be what really floats your boat as a junior. Still, knowing what your educational options are before you start your first class will help you figure out where you're going.

So get out that course catalog (you've got one somewhere in that pile of orientation materials), grab a pen, and hunker down for an hour or two. You just might emerge with a major.

Posted by Lori in education at 11:27 AM on August 15, 2006

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I went with "What can I major in and not have to take much math".

I have a degree in Political Science and a music minor. I only took two math classes the whole time I was in college.

Woo hoo!

Josie [TypeKey Profile Page]:

Side bar to those not in the know: "hunkering down" would also be a tried and true University of Georgia phrase. I am a fellow alum of the ole Red & Black myself.

Lori [TypeKey Profile Page]:

Yes, that's a good way to go, too. A friend who I'd always assumed was an English major (because he was in many of my classes) told me one day that he was actually a Journalism major. "Fewer foreign language requirements [3 hours instead of 4]," he said.

Speaking of English/Journalism, one of the things I always found weird was that the entrance requirements were higher for the J-school than for the College of Arts and Sciences (and A & S had higher requirements than the School of Education -- so sad!). I discovered this when I showed up for my first major advisement. My new advisor looked at my grades and SAT scores and said, "oh! You actually *want* to be an English major!" I was like, "er, yeah. Duh!" That's when he explained that many "English" majors were really J-school wannabes who were trying to get their GPAs up. I wonder how many put off taking that 4th foreign langage class until the last minute, hoping they'd end up with an ABJ?

Lori [TypeKey Profile Page]:

And yes, Josie's right -- the "hunker down" reference was a small in-joke. I couldn't help myself. :)

Assvice? Is that an expression, or a Freudian slip, or just a typo?

Lori [TypeKey Profile Page]:

It's an expression I think I picked up from the infertility blogs I read. Infertiles get a lot of advice that should -- and sometimes does -- come with the disclaimer, "I'm probably just talking out of my ass, but..." Hence the term assvice.

English major---YES! Lots and lots and lots of reading and thinking.

Or another way to go at it, which is what I did (at your very same school & your very same major): just take courses that you like until you've run out of time and are absolutely against the wall to be able to to graduate at all. So what major? Well, of course, the one you took the most courses in, just because they were so interesting and you're running out of time. This works well if you plan to go to graduate school and your major doesn't have to fit exactly or if you want multiple jobs in your life because they're interesting and not because they're part of your life track that included a specific, practical major. I liked the idea that I would always be learning new things (a must-have attitude to get a job with an English major).

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I went with "What can I major in and not have to take much math".

I have a degree in Political Science and a music minor. I only took two math classes the whole time I was in college.

Woo hoo!

Posted by: Sarah, Goon Squad Sarah at August 15, 2006 12:34 PM

Side bar to those not in the know: "hunkering down" would also be a tried and true University of Georgia phrase. I am a fellow alum of the ole Red & Black myself.

Posted by: Josie [TypeKey Profile Page] at August 15, 2006 1:27 PM

Yes, that's a good way to go, too. A friend who I'd always assumed was an English major (because he was in many of my classes) told me one day that he was actually a Journalism major. "Fewer foreign language requirements [3 hours instead of 4]," he said.

Speaking of English/Journalism, one of the things I always found weird was that the entrance requirements were higher for the J-school than for the College of Arts and Sciences (and A & S had higher requirements than the School of Education -- so sad!). I discovered this when I showed up for my first major advisement. My new advisor looked at my grades and SAT scores and said, "oh! You actually *want* to be an English major!" I was like, "er, yeah. Duh!" That's when he explained that many "English" majors were really J-school wannabes who were trying to get their GPAs up. I wonder how many put off taking that 4th foreign langage class until the last minute, hoping they'd end up with an ABJ?

Posted by: Lori [TypeKey Profile Page] at August 15, 2006 1:27 PM

And yes, Josie's right -- the "hunker down" reference was a small in-joke. I couldn't help myself. :)

Posted by: Lori [TypeKey Profile Page] at August 15, 2006 1:34 PM

Assvice? Is that an expression, or a Freudian slip, or just a typo?

Posted by: ratphooey [TypeKey Profile Page] at August 15, 2006 4:07 PM

It's an expression I think I picked up from the infertility blogs I read. Infertiles get a lot of advice that should -- and sometimes does -- come with the disclaimer, "I'm probably just talking out of my ass, but..." Hence the term assvice.

Posted by: Lori [TypeKey Profile Page] at August 15, 2006 4:14 PM

English major---YES! Lots and lots and lots of reading and thinking.

Posted by: Pioneer Woman at August 18, 2006 12:14 PM

Or another way to go at it, which is what I did (at your very same school & your very same major): just take courses that you like until you've run out of time and are absolutely against the wall to be able to to graduate at all. So what major? Well, of course, the one you took the most courses in, just because they were so interesting and you're running out of time. This works well if you plan to go to graduate school and your major doesn't have to fit exactly or if you want multiple jobs in your life because they're interesting and not because they're part of your life track that included a specific, practical major. I liked the idea that I would always be learning new things (a must-have attitude to get a job with an English major).

Posted by: Sheryle at August 21, 2006 2:17 AM

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