The Beaner, upon waking up and climbing the stairs to the loft sleeping area of our bi-level hotel room: "I have good news."
Me: "You do? What is it?"
Beaner: "I'm going to behave today."
Me: "Oh, I'm so excited! And very glad."
Beaner: "Me too. In fact, I think this isn't just good news, it's excellent news."